The F***-Up Funnel

The F***-Up Funnel

Adam and Ray are back to answer your home improvement questions. This week the guys talk about displaying fossils, building cabinet doors, and Ray’s report card.


Show Summary

The show opens with Adam ranting about the downside of being ‘the man.’ He then talks to Maxipada about seeing Vick Edelbrock’s yacht in Monterey, and plays the new Porcelain Punisher song for Ray. Adam and Ray also respond to a video question about fixing a skewed door casing, and respond to an email about hanging huge chunks of sandstone. Later, the guys take calls about making custom cabinet doors, installing stone veneers, and how to put a timer on your light switch.

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Show Credits

Producers: Matt Fondiler & Gary Smith
Audio/Post-Production/Show Summary: Matt Fondiler
Phones/Researcher/Web Engineer: Gary Smith

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17 Responses to “The F***-Up Funnel”

  1. Tim
    2012/08/24 at 8:16 pm #

    Get it on!

  2. Hugh Gasol
    2012/08/25 at 4:59 am #

    GET IT ON !

  3. mnoswad1
    2012/08/25 at 1:21 pm #

    Thanks for the temporary site for this weeks CarCast…….i was in serious withdrawl.

  4. Dave
    2012/08/25 at 11:16 pm #

    5 minutes into the show and Adam already starting whining about taxes. This podcast has become unlistenable over the last couple of months. Done.

    • Matt
      2012/08/26 at 12:44 pm #

      Nice. Bye Dave. Please enjoy the other fantastic podcasts u find. Again, bye. O air before I forget. Eat shit and blow out your ‘brains’ you dickless virgin class warfare soldier

      • Dave
        2012/08/26 at 9:21 pm #

        Matt proves that 8th grade drop-outs CAN write entertaining comments online. Nice punctuation, dick.

        • Kohnyman
          2012/08/27 at 11:35 am #

          Why listen at all if you don’t like it? These comments about hating something you voluntarily listen to really make you look like a stupid asshole.

          • Dave
            2012/08/28 at 10:24 am #

            What are you talking about? I’ve enjoyed Adam’s shows over the years but lately he’s decided to play the whiny millionaire card and has surrounded himself with sycophants.
            You really haven’t noticed a change? Why should anyone listen to a rich guy whining during a recession?

  5. Chris from Lakeland, FL
    2012/08/26 at 11:14 am #

    Lance, you may want to consider plate hangers. Yes, there are visible hooks, but they aren’t too obtrusive and are standard for hanging things in that fashion, including some pretty heavy items.

  6. Permanent
    2012/08/26 at 3:25 pm #

    Wow, this podcast is great. I left the main one because of the newsgirl. So good to hear Adam again with a decent cohost. Thank you for this podcast.

    • Kohnyman
      2012/08/27 at 7:39 pm #

      Allison is fucking hilarious when she says what comes to her mind. You are allowed an opinion but it is a little disrespectful to Adam himself to say you don’t like his newsgirl when he specifically asked her to be there.

      • Permanent
        2012/08/30 at 7:15 am #

        Hilarious how often she needlessly interrupts with her grating and irritating questions.

  7. Adam
    2012/08/27 at 6:59 am #

    Ray: “In your pants!…”
    Adam: “Ray… don’t try to be funny…”


  8. Jeremy
    2012/08/27 at 10:38 am #


    Every time I hear the story about your dad getting a cellphone off of Craigslist, it makes me cringe. A young guy in the twin cities was just put on trial for doing exactly this–but he’d meet elderly people and rob them–and ended up shooting a few people. Gotta take care of those old people like they’re children. . . sometimes.

    Get it on!

  9. Les
    2012/08/27 at 3:20 pm #

    Seriously. Who is tougher, Ace or Ray?

    • Kohnyman
      2012/08/27 at 7:15 pm #

      I think Adam has the fear of Ray in him, Ray used to torture Adam in their youth according to Adam himself.

  10. N
    2012/09/03 at 9:40 am #

    I get tired of Adam dinging on Ray about his poor life decisions or what an eff up he is. If it wasn’t for Ray I wouldn’t listen. Ray knows so much more about construction than Adam. Lay off him Ace.

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